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Sunday, November 25, 2012

Joke Of The Week

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to attend a lecture on the ill effects that gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse, smoking, and staying out late has on the human body."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving a lecture like that at this time of night?"

The man replies, "My wife."

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Sunday, November 25, 2012

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