Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Here are some interesting tidbits that just maybe you didn't know.


In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed both legs&both arms. Prices charged by painters were not based on how many people were to be painted, but by how many limbs were to be painted. Arms & legs are 'limbs,' therefore painting them would cost the buyer more. Hence the expression, 'Okay, but it'll cost you an arm & a leg.' (Artists know hands & arms are more difficult to paint)

Thursday, January 14, 2010

ZINGERS- do they apply

A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand. Ha Ha :0)

or

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. :0(

Friday, December 11, 2009

FAST MONEY ZINGERS

I will attempt to list some of my favoriate zingers from time to time, just for fun :o)

#1 Never, under any circumstance, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Ouch!

#2 Don't worry what people think . . . . they don't do it very often. :)

Monday, October 5, 2009

feel good quote :+)

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. Rodney Dangerfield

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

On The Lighter Side :)

The other day I was walking my dog and another dog came up and ask my dog what is your name? in dogie talk he responded, "My name is 'NO! NO! BAD DOG!' What's yours?"